Witziges aus Wald und Flur

[Küchenchef]

[Küchenchef]

Luxusklo

Passend dazu:

[Yossarian]

https://twitter.com/uebel/status/573831175296413696/photo/1

[Yossarian]

https://twitter.com/uebel/status/573924684862988288/photo/1

[Yossarian]

Nachträglich zum Weltfrauentag

[nigel48]

https://imgur.com/gallery/R9NCh

Guitar Solo Faces Make A Lot More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced With Giant Slugs

[Conte Palmieri]

https://imgur.com/gallery/R9NCh

Es ist schon albern, was für Grimassen diese Poptypen zu ihren banalen Musik reißen.

[nigel48]

http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-823232-panoV9free-nbid.jpg

[grashopper]

Mal was anderes als Angebote zu Viagra und Penisvergrößerung in meinem "Unbekannt"-Ordner



Freut mich, dich kennenzulernen. Ich habe gerade dein Profil, es klingt sehr
interessant fьr mich. Ich will wirklich, um Sie besser kennen zu lernen mag,
ich hoffe, bald von Ihnen zu hцren

[Yossarian]

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy:  "Man you look tired.”


His buddy says:  “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day,I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (70+), sitting a couple of stools down,also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her.  That'll put a stop to that shit."

[Küchenchef]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-sage-of-a-broken-german-door-that-became-a-wall-of-meme

[Nikibo]

https://www.facebook.com/dietwitterperlen/photos/a.593076780707518.155687.570772942937902/1063251683690023/?type=1&theater

[Küchenchef]

Ebendort auch zu finden:

"Der Kapitalismus schaut aus dem 12. Stock zu, wie ihn Beamte mit 2.000 brutto verteidigen und sagt sich: „Das nenne ich mal Idealismus.“"

[Küchenchef]

[Yossarian]

No Shit!